jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

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nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth, via dysfunctunal)

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via scarylesbianlife)